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Another video I watched recently through my membership at Scoreland was Maximum Insertion, a reasonably new XXX hard-core video starring English glamour model Linsey Dawn McKenzie. She's been a fan favorite for as long as I can remember being interested in the big breasted model niche, and even though Linsey Dawn McKenzie has received some criticism in some circles for going hardcore, I'd have to give the Maximum Insertion video two thumbs-up. (I'm sure there's a more appropriate metaphor, but I'm just not feeling cheesy enough to write that.)

The DVD set of Maximum Insertion contains 2 DVD's which include Linsey Dawn MacKenzie in both softcore and hardcore videos. It's no secret that I'm a big fan of Ines Cudna too (see my review of Busty Euro Maids...) and it's a treat to see her in action with Linsey too. My favorite scenese from this movie were "Dr. Linsey's Sex Machine", which is pretty much what you would imagine it would be based on the title, and "One Into Two" which is a threesome video starring Linsey, some lucky guy I'd like to be, and another big-busted model named "Veronika".

I'm sure the DVD is worth buying, but to me, it's cheaper and more convenient to have a membership at Scoreland or at LinseysWorld.com and watch it on your computer. But I have a high speed connection and a big flat screen monitor, so you might be interested in buying the DVD or even the VHS version if you're really old-school.

Here's a preview gallery of Linsey Dawn McKenzie in hardcore action. (Please note that this is from one of her earlier videos, and not from her newer Maximum Insertion feature.) Also, if you're not 18 or over, don't click on that link, and actually, it would really be better if you left this site right now anyway.

Big bust models always have the best porn star stage names. I particularly like names that reference the size of the models' breasts. Maybe it's because I have a literature degree, but I just love the hidden, subtle metaphors being used to describe the breasts on these women. I list below 40 of my favorites of these names:

1- Alotta Boobs
2- Amanda Mountains
3- Alyssa Alps
4- BB Gunns
5- Betty Boobs
6- Busty Dusty
7- Casey Cleavage
8- Candy Cantaloupes
9- Cindy Cupps
10- Cindy Fulsom
11- Chesty Chelsea
12- Dixie Bubbles
13- Dixie Cups
14- Erica Everest
15- Haley Hills
16- Heather Hooters
17- Honey Mellons
18- Jessica Juggs
19- Joy Juggs
20- Kayla Kleevage
21- Kayla Kupcakes
22- LA Bust
23- Letha Weapons
24- Madison Moons
25- Mandi Michelle Mellons
26- Misty Mountains
27- Marsha Mellons
28- Nikki Knockers
29- Paige Plenty
30- Pandora Peaks
31- Penelope Pumpkins
32- Plenty Uptopp
33- Rachel Rocketts
34- Shanelle Staxx
35- Sofia Staks
36- Tabatha Towers
37- Tawny Peaks
38- Tiffany Towers
39- Traci Topps
40- Wendy Whoppers

So ends my list of top 40 funny, big bust porn star names. I wonder if any of those could possibly be the ladies' real names?

Naw, of course not.